So instead I have chosen to present them to you one at a time. Here is the first installment:
Potted plant with chalkboard labels
chalk board paint (a small tub may seem spendy, but it goes a long way)
terra cotta pot
Simply mark off on the pot the section you would like to be the label with the duct tape. Paint two coats, waiting for the first to dry completely before applying the second. Carefully remove the tape after the second coat has completely dried and ta da! a chalkboard label. Then plant the plant into the pot and write what it is on the chalkboard. This last step may seem unnecessary, but it is very helpful for people like me who know nothing about gardening. Also helpful is the erasable label for people like me who can't keep a plant alive for longer than a week.
Now I just need to be invited to a party.... hint, hint